I Wanna Be An American Idol

Since "The Rebel Billionaire" ended last week, and "RW/RR: Battle of the Sexes 2" is coming to a close, it's time to find a new reality show to follow faithfully every week.

The only time I really watch a reality show is when I watch the premiere episode.

And so, it goes without saying that I'll be home tonight to watch contestants either belt out their chosen songs, or make a fool of themselves on American Idol.